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Murphy ([info]willgowrong) wrote,
@ 2010-05-11 16:04:00

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010: 6PM
It was one of those days.

My feet hurt.
I smell like coffee and ketchup.
My skirt is ripped.
Due to that last fact, a really old man hit on me. Ew.

It's been a while since I had a day like this.

I think this calls for a bath. As soon as I eat, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

On the bright side, my boss adores me and I can do no wrong. If this weren't true, I wouldn't have a job. Oh... and I have a banana split from Dairy Queen. I love Dairy Queen.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-12 02:54 am UTC (link)
Do I need to beat up this old man to defend your honor, baby?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-13 05:35 pm UTC (link)
No. I handled it. Well, I started to. My boss shut him down fairly quickly.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
I'll just have to settle for being irritated that someone was hitting on my girl, then.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 01:30 am UTC (link)
Your girl?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
I actually wrote that, huh?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 01:46 am UTC (link)
It seems you did. Typo?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 01:50 am UTC (link)
Wishful thinking?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 01:53 am UTC (link)
Is that a fact?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 01:56 am UTC (link)
Yes, ma'am.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
Interesting.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 01:59 am UTC (link)
Interesting?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:04 am UTC (link)
Yes.

I don't hate the title, by the way.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:06 am UTC (link)
That a fact?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:10 am UTC (link)
That's a fact.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:16 am UTC (link)
Good. I kind of like it, too.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:18 am UTC (link)
Does that mean I should get rid of my other boyfriend?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:20 am UTC (link)
If you don't, I'll have to have him killed.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
You would do that for little ol' me?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:22 am UTC (link)
I don't want to share my girl.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:23 am UTC (link)
I suppose I will just have to end it, then. I wouldn't want you to go to jail.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:29 am UTC (link)
Probably for the best. I don't think I'd like jail.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
You're far too pretty for jail, baby. I believe you'd be taken advantage of.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-15 02:45 am UTC (link)
I'd much rather have you taking advantage of me.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-15 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I'd rather take advantage of you.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-16 02:55 am UTC (link)
Good. I like this plan. When will you be doing that?

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-16 03:19 am UTC (link)
I don't know. You desperate for a good groping?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
I always look forward to a good grope from you.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-16 03:25 am UTC (link)
Do you want a coffee lubricant?

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-16 01:49 pm UTC (link)
I do like coffee an awful lot.

Maybe not on my pants, though. Especially if it's going to be hot this time.

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[info]willgowrong
2010-05-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Understandable. I'll try to stick with the cold beverages.

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[info]millionlaughs
2010-05-17 03:25 pm UTC (link)
I appreciate that.

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