| Friday, September 10, 2010: 9PM |
[Friday
September 10th, 2010 at 10:25pm] |
[private: readable by Travis]
So... sex? Yeah. It's really kind of amazing. I didn't think it was, but I've seen the error of my ways.
In the event that my past self learns to time travel...When you're sixteen, you're going to have this horrible sexual experience. An inexperienced boy is going to stick his penis in you one single time and then leave you laying there when you manage to accidentally knee him in the testicles. Do not judge all sexual experiences off of that one. It gets better... much better. Trust me.
P.S. On March 20th, 2010, you're going to crave coffee. Don't fight the urge. It's going to be one of the best things that's ever happened to you.
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Life is good. That is all. Carry on.
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| Tuesday, July 27, 2010: 12PM |
[Tuesday
July 27th, 2010 at 1:57pm] |
It's been a long time since I've taken a real vacation. It goes without saying, but I'm incredibly excited about the plans Travis and I have made. I'm looking forward to having a few days away from everything.
My boss is convinced that he is going to be lost without me. I've told him that he's in trouble if I keep his life running smoothly. He laughed. Have I mentioned how much I love my boss?
[Travis]
Apparently, I've talked about you enough that my parents want to meet you. At some point, I'm going to have to drag you to Atlanta. I would apologize, but it seems fair. I've met your family, after all.
[/Travis]
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| Tuesday, May 11, 2010: 6PM |
[Tuesday
May 11th, 2010 at 4:04pm] |
It was one of those days.
My feet hurt.
I smell like coffee and ketchup.
My skirt is ripped.
Due to that last fact, a really old man hit on me. Ew.
It's been a while since I had a day like this.
I think this calls for a bath. As soon as I eat, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
On the bright side, my boss adores me and I can do no wrong. If this weren't true, I wouldn't have a job. Oh... and I have a banana split from Dairy Queen. I love Dairy Queen.
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[Thursday
April 1st, 2010 at 7:15am] |
So... this Hottie McHotterson took me to the beach last weekend. We had a lot of fun.
I'm hoping I'll be able to convince him to spend a little time with me this weekend. I was thinking food and fun... maybe a movie... I don't have any specific ideas.
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